<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><?xml-stylesheet type='text/xsl' href='http://wanderandwander.spaces.live.com/mmm2008-07-24_12.50/rsspretty.aspx?rssquery=en-US;http%3a%2f%2fwanderandwander.spaces.live.com%2fcategory%2fJoke%2ffeed.rss' version='1.0'?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:msn="http://schemas.microsoft.com/msn/spaces/2005/rss" xmlns:live="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" xmlns:dcterms="http://purl.org/dc/terms/" xmlns:cf="http://www.microsoft.com/schemas/rss/core/2005" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>泼墨山水间: Joke</title><description /><link>http://wanderandwander.spaces.live.com/?_c11_BlogPart_BlogPart=blogview&amp;_c=BlogPart&amp;partqs=catJoke</link><language>en-US</language><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:03:53 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:03:53 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>Microsoft Spaces v1.1</generator><docs>http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification</docs><ttl>60</ttl><cf:parentRSS>http://wanderandwander.spaces.live.com/blog/feed.rss</cf:parentRSS><live:type>blogcategory</live:type><live:identity><live:id>7710499924177336652</live:id><live:alias>wanderandwander</live:alias></live:identity><cf:listinfo><cf:group ns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" element="typelabel" label="Type" /><cf:group ns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" element="tag" label="Tag" /><cf:group element="category" label="Category" /><cf:sort element="pubDate" label="Date" data-type="date" default="true" /><cf:sort element="title" label="Title" data-type="string" /><cf:sort ns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" element="comments" label="Comments" data-type="number" /></cf:listinfo><item><title>绝妙的回答</title><link>http://wanderandwander.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!6B0132D43D44394C!232.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;前些天堂兄与我共进晚餐，谈起一些国际会议常因安排不周对同声传译疏于照料。譬如与会人员住Four Season，却将他们安排在不知名的三星级酒店；与会人员享受午餐，却让他们食用盒饭。可怜他们都是国际知名翻译专家，且就职于UN，持外交官护照。他的搭档毕业于Harvard，先生是Harvard Business School的院长，怎受得了这般待遇，恨得咬牙切齿，又不能失了风度。于是，当会议安排人员面带微笑地询问他们对食宿是否满意时，此lady耸了耸肩：&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;“Mm...I suppose it's OK, but I didn't use to.&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=7710499924177336652&amp;page=RSS%3a+%e7%bb%9d%e5%a6%99%e7%9a%84%e5%9b%9e%e7%ad%94&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=wanderandwander.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=wanderandwander"&gt;</description><comments>http://wanderandwander.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!6B0132D43D44394C!232.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://wanderandwander.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!6B0132D43D44394C!232.entry</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:35:16 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://wanderandwander.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!6B0132D43D44394C!232/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://wanderandwander.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!6B0132D43D44394C!232.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-11-17T12:37:15Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>表哥</title><link>http://wanderandwander.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!6B0132D43D44394C!201.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;猫：哥哥，你怎么这么晚啊，我要下了。&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;沙打旺：啊，我刚来你怎么就要下啊？&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;猫：要睡觉了呀。&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;沙打旺：睡什么呀?我明天起得比你还早。&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;猫：不行，我要美容。&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;沙打旺：美什么呀，我明天6点就要起来赶校车&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;猫：你长得美呗，不需要睡美容觉了&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;沙打旺：你个臭丫头。&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;猫：我不够美，所以得早点睡。&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;沙打旺：我觉得你美就好了啊。&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;猫：。。。。。。&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=7710499924177336652&amp;page=RSS%3a+%e8%a1%a8%e5%93%a5&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=wanderandwander.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=wanderandwander"&gt;</description><comments>http://wanderandwander.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!6B0132D43D44394C!201.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://wanderandwander.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!6B0132D43D44394C!201.entry</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:27:01 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://wanderandwander.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!6B0132D43D44394C!201/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://wanderandwander.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!6B0132D43D44394C!201.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-10-31T06:27:01Z</dcterms:modified></item></channel></rss>